If a guy is mean to you just send him this pic
the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great
wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me
in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth
Things to be found in John Green books.
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece
A Song About An Anglerfish - Hank Green
Because you can’t hate the night
If you’ve lived your whole life without light
And you can’t hate the dish
If you’ve only ever eaten fish
And you can’t feel alone
If it’s all you’ve ever known
A Song About an Anglerfish - Hank Green
*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*
It’s a simile.
Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut.
Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.
at first i was really confused bc I thought it was supposed to be a painting of him when he was 14 years old
If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it